I aim to misbehave

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

mermaidpirate:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check

Did you really just call Mount Olympus a hill?

sorry. BIG hill

arualzepol:

Is there a rule that makes it so you won’t find a good fanfic until after 1 AM?

permanentchaos:

jimmy-carrs-laugh:

and i would blog 500 things

and i would blog 500 more

just to be the man who blog who blogged a thousand things and failed his uni course

This post speaks to me.

ghosteh13:

voice-of-tartarus:

demeaniac:

what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?

Woah woah wait 

you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”

that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time

Oh my god

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstruation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

faeiouck:

shady-bacon:

faeiouck:

“all slytherins are evil”

“all gryffindors are good guys”

“ravenclaws are nothing but nerds”

“hufflepuffs don’t do anything”

Name one evil Gryffindor. One.

peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME

(Source: jourdonnais)